If my vagina could talk it would talk about itself like me, it would talk about other vaginas, it would do vagina impressions.

My vagina's angry. It is. It's pissed off. My vagina's furious and it needs to talk. It needs to talk about all of it. It needs to talk to you. Let's talk it through together, you might even leave having a slight understanding of what I'm even yabbering on about.'